to use your natural abilities,
in the defense of your country,
against the enemies of freedom.
Defeat terrorism now
Write and call your senator and congressman.
" Take all of our rights away now !
We realize you can't protect us,
if we have any rights..
You've done well with the Patriot Act
but you only took 6 or 7 rights away.
Take them all.
We need protection
we will then hire those with the proper abilities and
to scare the bejeesus out of thier neighbors.
11 bucks an hour
ride a bicycle on the sidewalk, hissing at the old and
blind, knee poppin the geeks.
jump a sketeboard off a wall into shoppers and kids repeatedly
take photos and videos of the things your next door neighbors do
bonus for effective subjugation of opposite sex
or same if bi.
terror comes in all sizes
is an equal opportunity employer
we are a union of the people.