" We don't need any rights.
We know you can't protect us if we have any.
Please protect us,
take all of our rights today.
you've done good work with the patriot act,
but that was only six or seven.
there are still plenty to take. do it all at one time."
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"better security through no rights "
please sign your real names and give complete addresses.
no rights, no privacy.
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