Do you have your
Americhip?
One free Americhip chip for every American.
Know where you are at all times.
A.R.T.O. will implant, service, and watch, where you walk, around the globe!
Homeland security insists we know where you are, so we can protect you.
One free chip for every American
Be the first on your block to go to A.R.T.O.'s
website and watch where your neighbors are.
No voyeurs need apply it's just a blip, moving around,
following your movements.

you can be emplanted by Uncle Scam in Brattle Square. Chips courtesy of M.I.T. military endowment.
we insert the chip at the base of your skull.
takes seconds.
no pain.
we even find you if you're martyred.