War on Terror
Job no. 1
we are looking
fo a few good spies in your neighborhood.
reporting
on the odd folks we know at home.
be a neighborhood
snitch for homeland security.
job no 2
we seek riders
of all sidewalk vehicles
bicycles/
skateboards/wheelchairs/scamps/inlines
we will hire
you to ride up and down the sidewalks of your home town.
job no. 3
this is the
best job. it doesn't pay as well but....
we are looking
for those patriots who just like to
scare the
hell out of folks.!!
we need you
in washington.
folks are
not stayin in their houses,
they're walking
on their sidewalks,
going out
to restaurants,
malls and
cineplexes,
like there
wasn't a war going on.
orange alerts
just don't do the trick any more.
we need
you to join, for
homeland security.